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Tuesday 11 May 2021

Murder Scene?

 If anyone can explain this please get in touch.

In the middle of nowhere, a dead dear and magpie. Also, scattered around the scene is a large skeleton (could be a sheep), several decomposing birds and a single, fresh pig's trotter. What's going on?

Dear corpse

Dead birds

Sheep bones

Pig's trotter


Saturday 24 April 2021

Cobblers Corner

 Another in my occasional series about the decimation of rural life. 

Cobblers Corner garage


Wednesday 14 April 2021

Lightning

Most farms just have a dog as a trespass deterrent.


English Electric Lightning


Monday 15 March 2021

The Dark Side

"No trespassing, we're tired of hiding the bodies"

Pictures of my childhood playground, The Old Wood and Hags Wood.

Old Wood, Skellingthorpe

Old Wood, Skellingthorpe

Old Wood, Skellingthorpe

Old Wood, Skellingthorpe

Old Wood, Skellingthorpe


Saturday 27 February 2021

Lycanthropic tendencies

It's a full moon, 2.30AM, I can't sleep, restlessness, night sweats, hairy palms, jeez my toe nails... time for a walk.

There are no street lights around here so it's perfect for lockdown loonies.

Technical note: I had to photoshop all of these as the iPhone renders all images as daylight so, remove yellow, add blue, balance luminance, ignore AI, voila.

Aisthorpe, full moon 2.30AM.

Aisthorpe, full moon 2.30AM.

Aisthorpe, full moon 2.30AM.

Aisthorpe, full moon 2.30AM.

Aisthorpe, full moon 2.30AM.

Aisthorpe, full moon 2.30AM.

 

Mush

Q. What happens when you put a a new smartphone in the hands of lycanthrope...

A. He tries to break it of course. I have used this example to specifically show the current limitations of technology and AI. The image below was taken by moonlight at 3.00AM on an iPhone 12 flagship. Look at what the AI has done to the areas it can not decipher - mush. Think I'll call it the 'mush filter'.